clitpotle:

im putting free wifi on my gravestone so people will come visit me
sugoimilk:

Tenioha! || [sugoimilk]
You see, it has never been very easy for me to live, though I am always very happy—maybe because I want so much to be happy. I like so much to live and I hate the idea of dying one day. And then I am awfully greedy; I want everything from life, I want to be a woman and to be a man, to have many friends and to have loneliness, to work much and write good books, and to travel and enjoy myself, to be selfish and to be unselfish…You see, it is difficult to get all which I want. Simone de Beauvoir, from a letter to Nelson Algren (via psych-otography)
lost-moonlight:

The complicated Alaska Young.

ggaga:

i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck

burgerkid:

when your friend starts telling an embarrassing story about you

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ohthankheaven:

Sorry, bro. This Slurpee jacuzzi is at max capacity.
If you ever figure me out, please teach me who I am. William Chapman  (via moaka)